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knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

437,657 notes

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

141,716 notes

jackryanz:

going back to play a game over again and listening to a character that betrays you lie straight to your face

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(Source: jackwhynand)

70,398 notes

that was loud!

(Source: gcvinofree)

906 notes

weloveshortvideos:

Someone explain how this works

Vine by SamTakesOff

976 notes
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)

146,516 notes

cindrfall:

girls don’t want boys, girls want rtx tickets and all the rooster teeth employees

(Source: mxchaeljones)

2,224 notes

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(Source: nosdrinker)

191,325 notes

zerotation:

not even the liberator can compete with ray’s sweet family smart car

6,758 notes

lovesolitudes:

i actually feed on intelligence

i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things

about music, films, religion, beliefs, history

i love listening to peoples opinions 

i love big words

i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge

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